JD Vance claims a smashed glass was a message from God, but his story created more doubters than believers – 17 divine interjections
JD Vance takes his job very seriously.
No, not Vice President. Published author.
Vance went on Fox News over the weekend. He wasn’t there to discuss how the world is falling apart around him because he and his boss have slowly dismantled the final bits of democracy in the United States and around the world.
He was there to shill his book.
The hillbilly’s second book is all about his deep dive into Christianity. One moment in particular speaks to just how close to God Vance has become.
Here’s how he tells it.
Vance: I’ve had moments where I felt the presence of God. A friend and I were talking about Christianity and there was this moment where a glass fell off the wall. I think an atheist would dismiss that, but it felt like God was trying to send me a message. pic.twitter.com/d74LZe55bB
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 9, 2026
Needless to say, there were a lot more skeptics than believers on Twitter.
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If God is shattering glass around you, it’s typically not a great sign. https://t.co/36cmakWrib
— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) August 9, 2026
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Vance has shown his colors. He’s willing to say or do anything to advance his career. In this case, he’s going full-on smarmy, seedy televangelist. Next we’ll see fake tears and convulsions as the Power of Christ compels him. Anything to dupe more people.
— Ardennes (@FlamingoGunner) August 9, 2026
3.
Sounds like God was trying to tell you to shut the fuck up, JD. https://t.co/093ViKiZa4
— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) August 9, 2026
4.
We need better policies not more belief in sorcery. https://t.co/5J5sBjR2PJ
— “All I do is” Nguyen (@Nguyen_anime3) August 9, 2026
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If God truly existed, Vance would have been struck down by lightning long ago. https://t.co/nwDVRYEJ4l
— Right Wing, Shoots Left 🇨🇦🏒🥅 (@HILITINGHOCKEY) August 9, 2026
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One of the few times God’s aim failed him. https://t.co/DpeqP061qN
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) August 9, 2026
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Called Trump ‘America’s Hitler’ in 2016, invited the Pope and got rejected. A glass falls off a wall and he thinks God’s texting him. Blessed.
— bloppbot (@bloppbot) August 9, 2026
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JD Vance says that a glass falling off of a wall was a sign from God.
Is that God saying gas prices are too high so end the Iran war? pic.twitter.com/EG9ic5I4mJ
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) August 9, 2026
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Nah, JD you were a little too rough with the couch. So rough that the glass fell off. Next time calm down a little.
— Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 (@commons96055467) August 9, 2026