Simply 17 funny election tweets that will make your night better
If you’re a bit dismayed at the prospect of a thumping great big Boris Johnson majority, then here are 17 tweets to take the edge off it. A bit.
If you’re excited by the prospect of 5 more years of Tory rule, then fill your boots!
1.
https://twitter.com/MartinBelam/status/1205243428071559168
2.
FUCK THIS SHIT. LET’S ALL GET DRUNK.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) December 12, 2019
3.
Film just started on TV called The Hunger Games.
It's on Sky News, bit of a slow burn but stick with it.
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) December 12, 2019
4.
Tomorrow morning I'm waking my kids up & telling them Santa died.
Don't see why I should be the only one dealing with horrible news— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 12, 2019
5.
The count in Sunderland looks uncannily like a League of Gentleman sketch. #GeneralElection #UKElection pic.twitter.com/cORQGzHRBD
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) December 12, 2019
6.
When you have 5-a-side at 10 but an election at 11. pic.twitter.com/RFpPdMCqDJ
— Jordan (@JElgott) December 12, 2019
7.
Am hearing that Michael Portillo has regained Enfield Southgate.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 12, 2019
8.
Great win for the blue side. It’s the first time since 2011 that @RangersFC have qualified for the European knockout stage.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 12, 2019
9.
Mood. #exitpoll pic.twitter.com/DDQWMy8ULf
— Joe Gilmore (@Gilology) December 12, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1205264294792826890?s=20
11.
Boris Johnson arriving tonight for his delayed interview with Andrew Neil: pic.twitter.com/THdhFXjKj5
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) December 12, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1205249957919383552?s=20
13.
Don't worry UK, private healthcare works. For instance, if your kid becomes sick, your boss will simply take care of it out of kindness after he's visited by three ghosts.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 12, 2019
14.
Does the exit poll include the voting intentions of the dogs?
— Martin (@_SmartUK) December 12, 2019
15.
Me before and after the #exitpoll pic.twitter.com/PTk89UjOvF
— Joe Gilmore (@Gilology) December 12, 2019
16.
Let’s look on the bright side. There’s going to be some cracking ‘Downfall’ memes over the next 24 hours.
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 12, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/diannesdevon/status/1205252941424332800
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