Andrew Tate said women everywhere were desperate to be with him and the comebacks were off the scale

To the world – briefly – of Andrew Tate, who appears to have posted this a little bit too early for April Fool’s Day.

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you.

She wants to be with me.

Because I’m richer and more famous than you are.

Luckily for you – I don’t want her.

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) March 30, 2026

So we can only assume he was trying to be serious, and one thing’s for sure – the comebacks that followed were seriously funny.

And these people surely said it best.

1.

40 years old and still talks like an 11 year old edgelord playing Roblox. https://t.co/YWir92csPv

— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) March 30, 2026

2.

said literally no woman ever:

— Dean Withers (@itsdeaann) March 30, 2026

3.

Bro fighting imaginary battles again 💀

— Aamir Rehan (@WorldIntelHQ) March 30, 2026

4.

https://t.co/vE1DFjygmw pic.twitter.com/2snFdi8e72

— Lauren (@frankiemellow0) March 30, 2026

5.

She’s not a girl, she’s a woman. She’s not mine, she’s a person. She doesn’t want to be with you, you’re clearly a massive penis. With a tiny penis.

You are richer and more famous than me, mind. Well done. Have a biscuit. Go to prison where you belong. https://t.co/XaGBP9NSjf

— Rob Deering (@DeeringRob) March 31, 2026

6.

I genuinely can’t even begin to get inside the shriveled mind of someone who gets up in the morning and posts this shite.

Guy’s got a face like a sullen lemon. pic.twitter.com/3P2yYuBh6i

— Dominik Diamond (@DominikDiamond) March 30, 2026

7.

Always wanted to ratio Andrew Tatta. https://t.co/SiEsFnsnjc pic.twitter.com/52vGptXmf8

— Parinda 2.0🕊 (@Parinda_2) March 30, 2026