RFK Jr said Donald Trump could do a 50-mile hike, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world – 21 highly sceptical reactions
It’s hard to decide whether Donald Trump’s team of dedicated sycophants is delusional or simply kissing the big guy’s arse in order to hang onto their jobs, and benefit from his generosity to his entourage with other people’s money. Taxpayers’ money.
Either way, their excessive praise for the president frequently comes across like a North Korea parody sketch.
Here’s an example. It comes with an extreme cringe trigger warning.
Another successful cabinet meeting with Dear Leader pic.twitter.com/T2PZHdbwuh
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) August 26, 2025
This interaction with RFK Jr on Tuesday stretched credibility waaaay beyond breaking point.
RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike."
Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name."
RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze." pic.twitter.com/j3z5hxAwA3
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) May 5, 2026
Let’s examine the evidence.
Walking in a straight line is hard. pic.twitter.com/k1Hd5hW149
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 5, 2026
Trump's face is drooping and he's struggling to keep his eyes open while Kelly Loeffler speaks pic.twitter.com/g46lOA6KAU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 4, 2026
On balance, we’re going to call BS on the idea of Trump doing a 50-mile hike – or a 50-metre one, for that matter.
We weren’t the only sceptics.
1.
Trump getting his weekend steps in.https://t.co/OowXcenYPm pic.twitter.com/46IBj04dRt
— Rob Hoole 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 (@HooleRob) May 5, 2026
2.
He waddles 9 feet, from his golf cart, to wherever his caddy drops the golf ball and then waddles back to the cart.
9 miles my ass https://t.co/wPRlL2NrS3
— Turnbull (@cturnbull1968) May 5, 2026
3.
Trump couldn't shamble his way around the track twice even if there was a ten pound Big Mac sitting in the lap of a porn star at the finish line https://t.co/3gxzrDfXkO
— Dem Saints (@LDS_Dems) May 5, 2026
4.
Both are pathetic. Trump for needing constant praise and validation and RFK for slavishly giving it to him. This is so gross.
— Yankees Pirate (@GL2411) May 5, 2026
5.
Amazing to watch Trump try not to doze off while RFK is talking about other people, only to perk up to ask “What about me?” https://t.co/BZZV6ZczX3
— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) May 5, 2026
6.
The next president should offer Trump full immunity if he can do a 50 mile hike in a weekend. https://t.co/3GUhk3gSB8
— Just a Jason in Texas (@notmondiesman) May 5, 2026
7.
You don’t walk 9 miles in a golf course even without a cart, first of all, second this guy drives his cart straight to the green, he could barely walk 50ft let alone 50 miles
— Beau (@BeauforNC) May 5, 2026
8.
Yeah, we've been asking Trump to "take a hike" for quite some time now.
— Cue — Release ALL Epstein Files ✩👨🦽 (@cuemiller) May 5, 2026
9.
He looks like a person living in an assisted living facility waiting to be pushed to the cafeteria in his wheelchair, pic.twitter.com/WFDmha7BWe
— 🏴☠️Indomitus🏴☠️ (@TheAntiLie) May 5, 2026
10.
A golf course is about 3.75 miles in length, and Trump uses a cart. On the green. https://t.co/CFHe0i2zn6 pic.twitter.com/1JnBmT8qQK
— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) May 5, 2026
11.
lol he said this while looking like he's about to take a nap right there https://t.co/ZGCceEG370
— Colin Jones (@colinjones) May 5, 2026