25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Congratulations to Arsenal. Better get blowing those cobwebs out of the trophy room. We guess Arteta has a different view of teams being able to win the Premier League with just 84 points now, eh?
To all non-Arsenal fans, if you want to take your mind off things, get a load of these funny posts from Bluesky. Not a single mention of football anywhere.
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oh how i pine for the halcyon days of yore, when people still pined & knew what ‘halcyon’ meant 😬
— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) 18 May 2026 at 20:40
2.
Cyber trucks are now available in colors. I like the yellow racing stripes.
— TakamineBill (@takaminebill.bsky.social) 17 May 2026 at 19:09
3.
I've noticed how much I’ve aged in the past 5 years and I am really hoping that adding chia seeds to my yogurt can turn this whole thing around.
— Alex Steed (@alexsteed.bsky.social) 18 May 2026 at 23:11
4.
COSTCO: here, try this
ME: oh yummy
COSTCO: so you like it?
ME: yes, it's delicious
COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.
— Kalvin the Reindeer (@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social) 16 May 2026 at 14:41
5.
my cat just sniffed me then made a disgusted face?? like fuck you that's a pretty stinky glass house you got there box pooper
— dirt squirrel (@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social) 17 May 2026 at 22:42
6.
there’s music for literally every activity
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 18 May 2026 at 14:21
7.
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
— warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) 19 May 2026 at 01:55
8.
Now let's do a silly one
– Picasso before every portrait— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) 17 May 2026 at 08:27
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I just did some quick math. I should be able to complete all the Substack articles I've signed up for by my 287th birthday.
— SeaTea (@tierno158.bsky.social) 17 May 2026 at 21:05
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it was just regular califragilisticexpialidocious before it went into a phone box
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) 19 May 2026 at 18:31
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Stagflation
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) 15 May 2026 at 15:31
12.
…which is why I'm no longer allowed into Disneyland or within 100 yards of Cliff Richard.
47/47(Glad I got that off my chest, no way I'm typing all that out again)
— Nick Pettigrew (@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social) 19 May 2026 at 01:59