“Where’s Toby Young?” is the new “Where’s Wally?” but with more insults – our 11 favourites
Toby Young is most widely known for being a right-wing commentator and a champion of the Free School system, who has a tendency to open his mouth only to change feet. Some of his spectacularly bad takes include defending Steve Bannon, criticising Penguin Random House‘s inclusion policy, and saying that BME students don’t go to Oxford because their standards are low.
His latest bit of attention-seeking behaviour was fairly innocuous by comparison.
Where am I? pic.twitter.com/JcnNhnWbnB
— Toby Young (@toadmeister) February 26, 2019
With his innate likeability and universal popularity, there were quite a few guesses – these were our favourites.
1.
At the address your school told you the reunion was at? https://t.co/PJSWAs3swu
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) February 26, 2019
2.
There’s nobody in that photo, so I can only assume you’re having another stag do. https://t.co/qI5gOZah4Y
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) February 26, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1100529819459174400
4.
Where you belong.
Obscurity. https://t.co/UDB3YHjEkU
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) February 26, 2019
5.
Is it ‘fuck off you odious twat mountain’? Or Shropshire? https://t.co/PEageEAZue
— Mostly Grumpy (@mostly_grumpy) February 27, 2019
6.
In a bin, looking at someone else's photos. https://t.co/wCmM1h66r4
— Justin Lewis's When Is Births (@WhenIsBirths) February 26, 2019
7.
Up your own arse? https://t.co/cMKYNPLYbr
— Michael Glasper (@michaelglasper) February 27, 2019
8.
Oh no, Tobys been driven out to the country and left in a cardboard box again. Will someone please help him find his forever home? https://t.co/Ig3Hc8ypjv
— Matt Wain (@TheMattWain) February 26, 2019
9.
Toby, I cant look after you 24/7. I don't know where you are but flag down a passing car and ask them
— Russ Kane (@RussellKane) February 26, 2019
10.
Not far enough away
— Kate Howe (@gowergirl) February 26, 2019
11.
The Stone Age?
— Johnny Heavey (@JohnnyH1857) February 26, 2019
The real answer was …wait for it …
Oman
— Toby Young (@toadmeister) February 26, 2019
It’s a lot less interesting than the others.
Twitter user Eccles commented on the difficulty of the challenge.
This is harder than the "Where's Wally" puzzles. I can't see him anywhere. https://t.co/XZl9m0Xv0k
— Eccles (@BruvverEccles) February 26, 2019
So, we’ve made it a little easier.
You’re welcome.
