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James Blunt wins Twitter yet again with the perfect reply to this prurient question

David Harris. Updated January 27th, 2019

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James Blunt’s Twitter skills are legendary, and he’s just come up with another classic…

Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards. https://t.co/Jap41IHg4Z

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 26, 2019

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