This geologist’s revenge on neighbours who blocked her car with a boulder is just awesome
Here’s someone called Melissa Scruggs who was ever so slightly inconvenienced when her neighbours blocked her in – by rolling a boulder in front of her car.
Except Melissa is no stranger to rocks – she’s a geologist – and had just the tools to exact the perfect revenge.
In which my asshat neighbors decided to be complete drunken fecalwads by rolling a giant #sandstone boulder in front of my car, but forgot that I am a tiny #geologist who has access to a VERY loud auto-chipper at 7:30 am: a story in 4 pictures. #problemsolving #NowICanWrite pic.twitter.com/ZqPlheF4SM
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 19, 2019
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And people loved it, they really loved it.
The only part I’m disappointed with is that you weren’t doing this at 5am
Outstanding work!
— Duke Of Havoc (@DukeOfHavoc) January 20, 2019
At 5am they can file a noise complaint, 7:30 is totally acceptable time for construction
— Crazy Redhead (@crazyredranting) January 20, 2019
How long did it take?
— Chloe (@chloedutch) January 20, 2019
4 hours. But it was oh so worth it.
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 21, 2019
it took u ~~4hours? thats too muuch, i would put every bit of stone in front of their cars.
— Lehm (@_Luiz_Sergio) January 20, 2019
I’m a PhD student. Tenacity is our specialty.
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 20, 2019
They got beef with you or what? I’ve never heard of somebody moving a rock in front of a random persons car just for kicks before.
— Atomic Problems (@IWasLeftBehind) January 20, 2019
Sadly, yes. I am the evil lady who requests that if they have a party and people park in the driveway, that they move the cars by 7am so I can get out. I’m a horrid bitch.
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 20, 2019
She later posted an update.
WHOA. I had NO idea this was going to blow up so much!! I’m glad my fit of tiny red-headed rage made y’all’s day!!
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 20, 2019
Update: All is quiet. Neighbors have deserted the premises. I am thoroughly enjoying a cup of tea.
— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 20, 2019
Neighbor update: I have made eye contact w/ 2 of the guys. One gave me a nod, and the other looked at me with wide eyes like I’m a madwoman.
I’d like to think that we have reached a mutual understanding. pic.twitter.com/bRWwpBIyNP— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 21, 2019