First Greggs, now McDonald’s just owned Piers Morgan over its new vegan option
Piers Morgan, as you almost definitely know by now, wasn’t impressed by Gregg’s new vegan sausage roll.
Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns. https://t.co/QEiqG9qx2G
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019
And here’s what Greggs had to say about it.
Oh hello Piers, we've been expecting you
— Greggs (@GreggsOfficial) January 2, 2019
Much to the delight of pretty much everyone.
Now the Good Morning Britain man – currently ordering a giant meat filled snack in an unspecified hotel – has found out McDonald’s is doing a vegan happy meal.
McDonald's launches vegetarian Happy Meal for kids https://t.co/FjnrF3yhUF
— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) January 3, 2019
And no, he’s not happy about that either.
Oh FFS.
It's supposed to be a HAPPY meal. https://t.co/mTYI4bd59g— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
And it was deja vu all over again.
https://twitter.com/McDonaldsUK/status/1080757039385767936
Poor Piers.
Piers gets owned by
Gary Lineker ✔(almost daily)
Dan Walker ✔(almost weekly)
Ariane Grande ✔
Greggs✔…and now
McDonald's ✔
— Lou Mac (@loumacarichippy) January 3, 2019
We need an update to this but for McDonalds. pic.twitter.com/3NgKEDKMxw
— Matt (@p1anetmatt) January 3, 2019
Morgan wasn’t finished, but it felt like too little, too late.
Let me help: nobody on God’s earth goes to McDonald’s to lose weight, and they never will.
See you soon for a Big Mac & large fries – if you haven’t taken that off the menu for kale salad yet? https://t.co/GvP0lRf2MF— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019
No one mentioned losing weight, Piers. I think you’re missing the main aim of why people become vegans/vegetarians.
— Lewis (@LRCBrowning) January 3, 2019
It’s all about choice Piers, our 4m customers per day come for many different reasons – from famous favourites like our Big Mac and vegan-friendly Fries to our Meals Under range. We look forward to seeing you for your usual order soon
— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) January 3, 2019