Just 25 of the funniest jokes from this week
We’re in a brand new year and already we’ve had Donald Trump telling us he could run for any office in Europe and the UK Transport Secretary has given £14m to a ferry company with no ferries. It seems like we just can’t have nice things – apart from funny jokes on the free site that is Twitter. Here are 25 from the last week. Enjoy!
1.
me in Tesco when I put my 1p change in the charity box by the till pic.twitter.com/2f3R9jJXwu
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) January 1, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/JamesAcaster/status/1080864614949273605
3.
Hello clarice pic.twitter.com/xLJTBUYMCH
— Dolly Coffin (@Glassspiderweb) January 3, 2019
4.
Marvel – 'Infinity War' is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Me – pic.twitter.com/yEyBNzYdar
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) January 2, 2019
5.
https://twitter.com/kidd_kong78/status/1080578266371629057
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7.
Despite all their disagreements, human beings are fundamentally stupid.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 2, 2019
8.
R.I.P. 2018 (2018 – 2018)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1080236199485341697
10.
https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/1080832924298166272
11.
ive modified my phone to deliver electric shocks each time one of you unfollows me. The pain will make me kinder, humbler, and more powerful
— bug; imperceivable (@dril) January 3, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1080888071552266242