The twist in the tale of this suspected attempted murder is peak Australia
Just a brilliant story about how a man who sparked a full-on police alert after he was heard screaming ‘why don’t you die’.
The twist in the tale is peak Australia. This TV news report is great …
Need a good laugh? Watch this. @abcnews @abcbrisbane pic.twitter.com/m9tLnL9cMj
— Jessica van Vonderen (@jessvanvonderen) January 3, 2019
… but the official police summary of the incident might be even better.
Loved the final assessment pic.twitter.com/8FkzRjbpU0
— TITO (@TitoPerez89) January 3, 2019
https://twitter.com/BevanShields/status/1080770451826040833
https://twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1081001289989861376
Place a small box over spider. Slide firm piece of cardboard underneath. Relocate spider to garden. Keep box and cardboard for next time.
— David Marler (@Qldaah) January 3, 2019