Britain’s ‘strictest head mistress’ railed against free school breakfasts and the internet replied as one

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Jürgen Klopp, the 100th Eras show and, of course, rain: Taylor Swift has come to Liverpool

Trump just trolled ‘horrible’ Milwaukee and guess where the Republican convention is next month? 11 vote-winning responses

Penny Mordaunt’s ‘higher taxes’ outburst was pure theatre with a side of cringe

Nigel Farage accused everyone of lying and Stephen Flynn’s response was good, the audience even better

The Manchester Uni chancellor just laid claim to the ‘worst and funniest’ University Challenge answer ever

‘I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs’ – 19 favourite extravagances

A Democratic politician used a photo of Trump and Giuliani to oppose an anti-drag law and it’s simply spectacular

15 funniest vibes people got from the cover of Labour’s freshly launched manifesto

How this reporter responded to a bigoted woman in Lee Anderson’s constituency was simply magnificent

Marcus Rashford wasn’t upset enough for the Mail at missing out on the Euros and this is surely the only response you need

Fetch the aftersun for these anti-abortion protestors in Florida after this TikToker roasts them good and proper

These Scottish football fans are going large in Germany and keep your eye on the piper (watch to the end!)

Asking Trump supporters if the earth is round or flat is a hilarious and terrifying watch

Ever wondered what might have been in Shakespeare’s browsing history? 21 funny possibilities

This fabulous tale in 3 parts is surely the loveliest thing you’ll read this week

Bad day? Could be worse, you could be this woman trying to hold a pizza and knock on the door at the same time