15 funniest vibes people got from the cover of Labour’s freshly launched manifesto
Labour has finally launched its manifesto, with an event at Manchester’s Co-op headquarters. Sky News’ Beth Rigby shared this look at the print copy, featuring a greyscale Keir Starmer.
The Labour manifesto. I’m told there are no new policies in this beyond what’s already been announced. pic.twitter.com/vqPWhsqnPc
— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) June 13, 2024
She raised the lack of new policies with Starmer.
"Is this a captain caution manifesto designed to protect your poll lead?" Sky's @BethRigby asks Sir @Keir_Starmer.
"This a serious plan… I'm running as a candidate to be Prime Minister, not a candidate to run the circus."https://t.co/xCNKZRAT6w
Sky 501 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/HpfwcaULEj
— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 13, 2024
As political pundits and voters alike picked out parts they thought bore more scrutiny, both good and bad, a lot of people were getting a range of vibes from the Centrist Dad of the Year on the cover.
These jumped out at us.
1.
POV: Half an hour ago you told your mum to "fuck off" coz she wanted you to turn off Crash Bandicoot 2 and your dad just appeared at your bedroom door. pic.twitter.com/sR7wcUSYRR
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) June 13, 2024
2.
my dad waiting by the car after sending me into the shop for a white chocolate magnum as a treat for sitting quietly during Mass pic.twitter.com/brLBomXXMA
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) June 13, 2024
3.
Headmasters at the school gate when kids turn up in school skirts & trousers that were from Asda instead of the official £££ uniform supplier pic.twitter.com/OSEQwNGsqg
— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) June 13, 2024
4.
Just me? pic.twitter.com/B94NRjn3Z7
— jonn elledge (@JonnElledge) June 13, 2024
5.
Big “the bell is for me, not for you” energy x pic.twitter.com/z5kOdgD6J1
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) June 13, 2024
6.
When yer da gives you a fiver to go and get a pint of milk pic.twitter.com/rupMVCM9co
— Matthew Fellows (@fattmellows) June 13, 2024
7.
What do blokes like to jingle when they put their hands in their pockets? pic.twitter.com/5qDHLxmGnA
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 13, 2024
8.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) June 13, 2024
9.
Faintly stagey look about this, like he's dressed as an office jobsworth for a 90s music video pic.twitter.com/ONeeWITdFH
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) June 13, 2024
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When yer dad catches you leaving for the pub wearing hotpants pic.twitter.com/suCkIauV5O
— Reece de Ville (@devillefilm) June 13, 2024
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The deputy head wants to see me about my behaviour in the playground at lunchtime. https://t.co/HRXcfz4P7P
— Plashing Vole (@PlashingVole) June 13, 2024
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Your dad teaching you to drive and you're in the wrong gear. pic.twitter.com/4xxw9pE8bH
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) June 13, 2024
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— christhebarker (@christhebarker) June 13, 2024
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Paying for chewing gum with a tenner pic.twitter.com/xi7CidzFH8
— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) June 13, 2024
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The C&A catalogue for the future. https://t.co/xgcJLd1RsB pic.twitter.com/pLeymmWAv0
— Mick ☕️ (@MickCoffey2) June 13, 2024
With 33 pictures of Keir Starmer, this wasn’t far from the truth.
Like a fucking Panini album for sensible grown up centrists. https://t.co/7DlaaqjCFa
— The Gordon Jackson Five (@mypalfootfoot7) June 13, 2024
The Lib Dems could have got away with a Panini album of Ed’s capers.
You can read Labour’s manifesto here, if you want to.
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