If you only listen to one Donald Trump word salad then make it this one (sound up!)

Rik Mayall’s ‘single greatest pratfall in the history of TV’ has just gone viral and it’s impossible to disagree

Rishi Sunak said criminals should be shown no mercy and it was a scorching own goal – 17 funniest and totally on-point responses

Nigel Farage wrote his name in the sand and of all the funny comebacks this one swept the rest away

Donald Trump said he doesn’t care about his fans, as long as he gets their votes – and they thought he was joking

Esther McVey told constituents the Tory party ‘always gets the country back on its feet’ and their hilarious response was simply magnificent

This Sky News man’s righteous fury at the Tory chairman refusing to answer his question had everyone cheering

If you’ve ever wondered how to make the perfect cup of Irish tea, Garron Noone’s definitive tutorial is just what you need

A Reform UK candidate’s bad take on immigration sent this old James Acaster clip viral again

We defy you not to laugh at this spectacular viral fall video – but you will feel bad about it

This Reform UK candidate’s reaction to crowds arriving at an airport is today’s most WTF thing

Penny Mordaunt’s hair caused the biggest buzz of the BBC debate – 19 cutting reactions

How’s your adulting game? See how many goals you can cross off our bingo card

How bad is the Tory National Service plan? So bad, it’s being mocked in Australia

‘What strange things have you agreed to do coz you’re too British to say no?’ – 19 cringeworthy moments

Chris Philp went on the attack over Rishi Sunak’s D-Day exit and it was so hilariously misjudged it’s brilliant

Taylor Swift fans are making their way to Edinburgh for the Eras tour – 22 bonnie moments so far

This Scottish voter’s NSFW response to a Tory candidate on his doorstep just went wildly viral and it’s quite the watch