25 funny tweets of the week
You can’t be sure of much these days – certainly not the weather forecast, the price of fuel, or the country the Chancellor of the Exchequer pays tax in. You can, however, be sure that we’ve dug deep to find 25 of the best tweets from the past week.
Give your faves a follow.
1.
They only drink to forget pic.twitter.com/i7txus77h8
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) April 1, 2022
2.
nan made these and said ‘veggie pigs in blankets for you!’ pic.twitter.com/KfgdIkhwv1
— jan (@jannfrst) December 26, 2021
3.
Ask a rival dad if he likes his vehicle, then tell him you’re considering getting one for your daughter when she turns 16. Absolutely brutal.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2022
4.
DRACULA rules for the same reason HIS DARK MATERIALS does, because Stoker and Pullman both understood that the key to any great novel is inexplicably having a single Texan character.
— Austin Gilkeson (@osutein) April 2, 2022
5.
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again pic.twitter.com/IU4w0eLAZr
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) April 3, 2022
6.
this cropped headline is still the funniest thing I’ve seen this year pic.twitter.com/xbY9bdR7SR
— jacques (@flamencolambada) April 3, 2022
7.
"The Gas Bill" oil on canvas 2022 pic.twitter.com/oh5tvoGeST
— Shaun (@odellshaun) April 1, 2022
8.
don’t think anything is more quintessentially human than driving a car to a gym, then paying to exercise indoors
— cvnt (@iiidooontcaaare) April 6, 2022
9.
If you love them set them free. If they come back you're going to jail.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) April 5, 2022
10.
Imagine Thanos singing the Addams Family theme song just snapping people in and out of existence
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 5, 2022
11.
by not dating me, you are tragically missing out on me saying “have you seen this tik tok” every 20 minutes until you die
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) April 5, 2022
12.
Just saw Batman at Tesco Metro pic.twitter.com/j3uocBu5W3
— simon buschenfeld (@buschenfeld) April 6, 2022
