Washington DC

Donald Trump accidentally said he’s building a Triumphal Ark for the 250th anniversary of the US, and the takedowns were biblical

The National Guard has been sent to protect the Reflecting Pool, if you were wondering how far Trump would go to back up his ‘vandals’ story – 19 resounding facepalms

Donald Trump is having people arrested on cooked-up vandalism charges after his disastrous Reflecting Pool refurbishment left it looking worse than ever – 28 scathing takedowns

Trump’s American-flag blue paint is peeling off the Reflecting Pool after they dumped hydrogen peroxide in the water to kill the algae. That’s enough metaphor for today, thank you

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is full of algae just days after the $14 million restoration, and the internet was awash with mockery – 22 zero-star reviews