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Watch the Australian Government failing to contain their giggles whilst discussing “how to get semen out of a bee”

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So The Australian Government has been discussing that age old question, “how do you get semen out of a bee” and they can barely contain their mirth.

The whole video is a delight and the final line one of the funniest things ever said in a discussion of important Government business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HA7nGYwKU

Full transcript:

Senator Edwards: How do you get bee semen into the country?

Mr Chapman: The bee semen is collected in the exporting country and it is sent in little vials

Chair: Better still, do you have to kill the bee to get the semen? How do you get the semen out of the bee?

Mr Chapman: That’s the most common question we get asked

Senator Edwards: Thank you, you asked what I was

Chair: He wanted to ask it

Senator Edwards: I do not know how you do that

Senator Siewart: Every time we talk about this, we just end up cracking up

Mr Chapman: It’s part of the vernacular; everyone wants to know how you get semen out of a bee. And I can’t claim to be an expert.. You can-

Senator Siewart: I told you not to go there

Mr Chapman: How come I am the only one with a straight face here?

Senator Edwards: What constitutes an expert?

Mr Chapman: There are videos of this on YouTube. Basically you squeeze the bee which averts its endophallus and then the semen is collected from the end

Chair: And the bee is still alive when you are finished?

Mr Chapman: No, but-

Chair: So that was the answer. To get the semen you have to kill the bee.

Mr Chapman: Bees also die when they mate naturally; in fact they explode.

Shall we just repeat that line in big letters because we like it so much?

Mr Chapman: Bees also die when they mate naturally; in fact they explode

Boom!