Boris pulls out of Tory leadership race: the only three jokes you need to read

Boris has pulled out of the Tory leadership race and as @PCollinsTimes says, “So Boris smashed up the whole place for nothing. For nothing.”

Whereas @Psythor reckons, “RIP Boris’s political career. Let’s not forget your achievements: Building a cable car nobody uses and then ruining literally everything.”

But you’re here for the jokes, and we’ve read the lot here’s the three best:

1.

https://twitter.com/BigotExposed/status/748479280816984064

2.

https://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/748475595508547584

3.

Boris refuses to clean up mess he’s made claiming, ironically, “I normally leave that to my Polish cleaner”.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 30, 2016