Boris, Liam Fox & David Davis sharing official residence sounds like bad sitcom: the only 5 tweets you need

Normal Bates. Updated July 18th, 2016

News reaches us that Tory cabinet members and “the Three Brexiteers” Boris Johnson, Liam Fox & David Davis are to share Chevening, a “large country house at Chevening in the Sevenoaks District of Kent” for their official retreat – basically Chequers for people not as important as the PM but more important than YOU.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevening

Journalist @paulwaugh writes, “No10 reveals Boris, Fox and Davis will ALL get to share use of official residence at Chevening. Loudest laugh of entire Lobby briefing.”

And the reactions? Across the board – sounds like a crap sitcom or reality show:

1.

Boris Johnson, David Davis and Liam Fox to share Chevening. Looking forward to episode 1 of Men Brexiteering Badly.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) July 18, 2016

2.

https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/754990967279742976

3.

Working on my "Chevening – Inside the Big Brexit House" reality TV show treatment. Guaranteed ratings gold.

— Stuart Hughes (@stuartdhughes) July 18, 2016

4.

https://twitter.com/MayfairCynic/status/755012549473603584

5.

https://twitter.com/hellopipski/status/755004623480557568

Still, with them all in one place, maybe Theresa May can change the locks on parliament and keep them out.

And because the Dogtanian theme is now in our head, have it in yours too: