Topshop launches see-through plastic jeans. Whatever you do, don’t go commando
Topshop has gone full-on Emperor’s New Clothes with this must-have addition to your spring and summer wardrobe.
[quote by=”XX” cited=”XX”]”Think outside the box with these out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans – guaranteed to get people talking.”[/quote]
That’s right Topshop. And you know what they’ll be saying? You’re an idiot.
[quote by=”XX” cited=”XX”]”In a straight leg cut, they feature classic pockets detailing and are cropped at the ankle bone.
“Ideal as a statement piece for a festival or costume party, take the look to the extreme with a bikini and sequin jacket or dress down, layered under an oversized jumper or asymmetric hem dress.”[/quote]
Yep, you’re an idiot.
£55, ladies and gentlemen.
CLEAR PLASTIC JEANS ARE YOU FEELING OKAY TOPSHOP? pic.twitter.com/fRQcrhil70
— Angela (@theawkwardblog) April 21, 2017
I guess we should have seen it coming. Two months ago they launched these jeans with transparent knee patches.
Topshop: Everybody hated the clear knee jeans we should make more normal pants
Also Topshop: MAKE THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEG CLEAR pic.twitter.com/YctEoZaNrx
— Little Mix Mofo (@LittleMixMofo) April 25, 2017
Clear jeans? Defeating the whole object of jeans… @Topshop to far pic.twitter.com/ZRezRB8kaz
— ميا (@Miaplaterjones) April 21, 2017
Go home Topshop you’re drunk https://t.co/N1in5E3A8L
— Kayleigh Tanner (@DailyKayleigh) April 21, 2017
Whatever you do, don’t go commando.