Donald Trump’s “fire and fury” – 13 responses to cheer you up (or not)
Donald Trump has threatened North Korea with “fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen”, bringing the prospect of impending apocalypse a few tweets closer.
People reacted in the best way they know how.
To everyone saying “stop joking about Trump’s comment, this is serious!” Yes, we know, and this is how some of us cope ok?
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 8, 2017
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I'm being proactive rn with this whole north korea thing, that's right, I'm on the toilet with a cowboy hat so I can leave a funny skeleton
— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) August 9, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/895022472902447110
3.
Trump's North Korea threat reminds me of someone. pic.twitter.com/C35U2GVs8q
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 8, 2017
4.
"How did the Nukey War start, Oldfather?"
"Well …" [I stoke the fire] "It was Hashtag International Cat Day…"
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 8, 2017
5.
When the world ends due to nuclear war but you won't have to pay back student loans pic.twitter.com/6bv76yyETJ
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 8, 2017
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If WWIII happens, at least everyone will die doing what they loved: debating sex-based differences in coding skills with internet strangers.
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod4real) August 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/895055896467746817
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I’m really not enjoying the season finale of planet Earth. #Trump
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 8, 2017
9.
All the nuclear warmoaners need to stop whining, get behind it and try to make it a success.
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) August 8, 2017
10.
Can't believe we're all about to be killed in a nuclear war between an Oompa Loompa and Augustus Gloop
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 8, 2017
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The Fire and the Fury
2 Fire 2 Fury
The Fire and the Fury: Pyongyang Drift
Fire & Furious
Fire Five
Fire & Fury 6
Furious 7
The Fate of the— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 8, 2017
12.
Can someone tell Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un that there are better ways to settle who has the world's worst haircut than via World War 3.
— HAL 9000 (@HAL9000_) August 8, 2017
13.
but her emai- pic.twitter.com/MzJ64NsQ9W
— Brown Anthony™ (@anthelonious) August 8, 2017
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Because the clock is ticking.