Your 11-point guide to Apple’s new iPhone(s)

Apple has unveiled details of the iPhone 8 and something called the iPhone X. The X stands for expensive – it costs £1,149.

1.

The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice

— gabby (@c_gabby14) September 12, 2017

2.

NEW IPHONE. UNLOCKS BY SUCKING OUT YOUR SOUL. PERIODICALLY BLINDS YOU. STEALS YOUR FACE. NIC CAGE HAS YOUR FACE NOW. NEW IPHONE. pic.twitter.com/2uQpdnSLeO

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) September 13, 2017

3.

DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS

— PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG (@PHP_CEO) September 12, 2017

4.

https://twitter.com/AnnDabromowitz/status/907708253865496583

5.
https://twitter.com/ComicPrintingUK/status/907714163564273664

6.

https://twitter.com/kobychill/status/907672472560029697

7.

https://twitter.com/topherchris/status/907704940587610113

8.

APPLE: The iPhone 8 is the most incredible machine ever built.
ALSO APPLE: Fuck that old outdated piece of garbage. Here's IPhone X!

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) September 12, 2017

9.

Apple CEO Tim Cook addresses the audience at the Steve Jobs Theatre in 2015. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/CvWUIRJESo

— Classic Pics (@Classic_picx) September 12, 2017

10.

Hello old friend @SusanKare pic.twitter.com/tpvbH1DyEJ

— Patrick Smith (@royalicing) September 12, 2017

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new ifone pic.twitter.com/cCIGuNzGEg

— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) September 12, 2017