Trump tells Kim Jong-un ‘My button’s bigger than yours’ and people are laughing/terrified
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Don't worry humans, global catastrophe averted. I have reprogrammed both Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump's desk 'buttons' so instead of firing nukes they just place bigger and bigger pizza orders to each other's address. Don't forget to tip the delivery person @realDonaldTrump
— HAL 9000 (@HAL9000_) January 3, 2018
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How many times has Trump ordered a Diet Coke when he meant to nuke North Korea?
— Desi (@DesiJed) January 3, 2018
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In a normal American society, a raging lunatic accused of sexual crimes touting the most dangerous weapon known to man on Twitter to taunt a murderous Dictator because of personal insecurities thus risking millions of lives would be cause enough for immediate removal. pic.twitter.com/LQjm7XtmkU
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) January 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/SARARUEFORREAL/status/948366652483104769
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this man is really going to get us killed pic.twitter.com/tY7TABudGe
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/948372321844322305
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https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/948382933433413632
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I know it seems like you can’t do it, but disabling his account *after* he starts WW3 is gonna make for a pretty awkward quarterly earnings call. https://t.co/xR726y3kd7
— @lhl@randomfoo.net (@lhl) January 3, 2018
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Maybe we should stop mocking Trump for golfing so much because honestly that’s the safest thing he could be doing other than resigning immediately.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 3, 2018
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Thermonuclear trolling / willie waving. https://t.co/DOibBPZv3C
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) January 3, 2018
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#StormEleanor woke me up. Quite frightening. Luckily this made me feel entirely safe again. https://t.co/ERrt5lxy7d
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 3, 2018
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Come on, @jack, do something. You suspend lady comedians for saying men might be not good pic.twitter.com/SqgskNXYvA
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/TweTro/status/948356649403772930
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Are we not nervous enough as a nation yet that we do NOTHING about taunting button talk????
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) January 3, 2018
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Remember: every time Trump tweets about nuclear war, he's discussing human bodies—the bodies of men, women and kids—being incinerated in an instant, followed by an untold number of agonizing deaths in a long nuclear winter.
Think about that when he tweets. Really think about it. pic.twitter.com/w4EAEapjca
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) January 3, 2018
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George W. Bush on May 1, 2001: "To maintain peace, to protect our own citizens and our own allies and friends, we must seek security based on more than the grim premise that we can destroy those who seek to destroy us."
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 3, 2018
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The global warming we should be worried about is the global warming caused by NUCLEAR WEAPONS in the hands of crazy or incompetent leaders!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2014