The Maybot visited a hospital and said sorry for NHS delays – 17 favourite captions
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“I want that bed, you’ll have to move.
Yes I know you’re dying or something but I need to sit down to scratch my itchy foot” pic.twitter.com/uc07ghPnRO— joe heenan (@joeheenan) January 4, 2018
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* Isn’t that my… THAT’S MY SCARF *
— James. (@jamesgilbs) January 4, 2018
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“I had this really bad cough, you see. It was really embarrassing and I felt awful. Then a letter fell off.” pic.twitter.com/PNSLnj5zal
— Public Benjamin (@PublicBenjamin) January 4, 2018
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“hello judy…….im here to harvest your soul as you make the bittersweet transition into the afterlife”
— Littlefinger Reid (@reidluke20) January 4, 2018
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"I'm crippled, I've lost all control of my right side and I'm having terrible trouble with my shits…but this isn't about me, why are you in hospital?" pic.twitter.com/cmOESyDKKa
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) January 4, 2018
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“I’m right here Theresa! God dammit look at me!”
Theresa: “this wall though.”— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) January 4, 2018
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"What happened to your drip?"
"Oh he's still Secretary of State for Health" pic.twitter.com/PiNCJFX9D0— @hughkeogh (@hughkeogh) January 4, 2018
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Bit late to the game. #TheresaMay #NHSCrisis #pokechallenge pic.twitter.com/eMakUBxuK2
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) January 4, 2018