17 favourite responses to Boris Johnson’s plan to build a 22-mile bridge to France
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“I want a little bridge for people who’ve never heard of the tunnel, planes or boats”
“Ok sounds goo—“
“And massive physical and diplomatic barriers preventing anyone from coming to the UK. The bridge should have cars on it vroom vroom.” https://t.co/QhTO3H61qE
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/tomj191/status/954271650916249600
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https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/954114582510997505
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And now he wants to build a fucking SEA BRIDGE? pic.twitter.com/oUweKpf05l
— News Thing (@NewsThing) January 19, 2018
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https://twitter.com/lukemcgee/status/954248233169117184
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– planes and boats exist
– you want to look like you’re building bridges whilst also dismantling ties 50 fucking years in the making
– France are obviously going to reject your batshit crazy idea
– you look like someone has rammed a mop through a ham https://t.co/V6jxPnH1lq
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2018
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When politicians say they want to build bridges… "For weeks after the opening of the bridge, muffled cries and groans that could be heard coming from within the structure…" https://t.co/ebV8kVWEFJ #BorisBridge pic.twitter.com/QnAcEXxWPV
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) January 19, 2018