It’s snowing and the whole country has gone into meltdown

9.

https://twitter.com/KevBeirne/status/968060972035465216

10.

https://twitter.com/MrTCHarris/status/968052662771085312

11.

Me, enjoying the snow but knowing London transport will shut down if it settles pic.twitter.com/RnNacVFQwR

— Phoebe Parke (@PhoebeParke) February 26, 2018

12.

https://twitter.com/HMCabinetCat/status/968032512437047296

13.

I can understand train companies not preparing for showers of flaming meteors or Lego, but snow happens occasionally and especially at this time of year.

— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) February 26, 2018

14.

Snow everywhere else in the country during winter: not a story.
Snow briefly in London during winter: a story.
An inflexible law of British media.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) February 26, 2018

15.

https://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/968063765383204865

And finally, your essential five-day forecast.

NEXT WEEK:

Everyone is getting a bit fucking giddy about this #UKsnow, here's my take:

If you're NE/E/SE basically, you're fucked.

If you're West of the Pennines, tough shit, you might get enough to build a snowball.

Devon/Cornwall, a chance of shit loads next weekend.

— The Fucking Weather (@BollocksWeather) February 25, 2018