These 18 #ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit are the sad menu of the future

We all know that Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes, but he apparently also spots exceedingly tenuous marketing opportunities. You may not be aware of it, but there’s going to be a royal wedding quite soon, which means we get to have these.

https://twitter.com/GladysSteptoe/status/993455584396693505

Which got this response:

They did this before and brought out a box of just pink ones. But they weren’t the usual pink ones, oh no, they were different pink ones that tasted of Brexit and I have had trust issues ever since.

— Rainy (@rainy101) May 7, 2018

So, Twitter did its thing and began sharing #ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit. These 18 perfectly capture the mood.

1.

Easter Eggs with ‘Easter’ on the box.#ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) May 7, 2018

2.

chlorinated chicken. #ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit

— t h u m b s (@Thumbsuk) May 7, 2018

3.

#ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit
Gammon. pic.twitter.com/AVaWzC0jNl

— Barry McVelcro (@goodjolt) May 7, 2018

4.

https://twitter.com/mitchcham/status/993525785993543681

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6.

https://twitter.com/Dr_Whatson/status/993528314567495680

7.

A 10 pack box of Jaffa Cakes that used to be 12. #ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit

— Mark Peel (@MCJPeel) May 7, 2018

8.

Cake that was already eaten by someone else, and then had by you.
#ThingsThatTasteOfBrexit

— Femi – REGISTER TO VOTE BY 18 JUNE (@Femi_Sorry) May 7, 2018

9.

https://twitter.com/CaitPolitics/status/993533862822187008