Simply 19 hot takes on the rather warm weather right now
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A heatwave hits Britain. A confused and sticky population begins to panic buy random items out of fear and sweaty uncertainty. One man runs into a shop and buys 6 ice creams and a tennis racket. Why? Heat madness. Help us.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 25, 2018
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All British people when the temperature goes above 20C#heatwave pic.twitter.com/m6liDDPhGt
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) June 25, 2018
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Rules of a #heatwave:
1. Leather sofas are out of bounds until mid-October
2. Temperatures must be compared to ‘since records began’
3. No one – and we mean no one – is allowed to say ‘It’s too hot’— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 26, 2018
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What a heatwave. It's not yet nine in the morning and I just fried an egg on the top of my car. Real problems getting the cooker up there, but worth it.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 26, 2018
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How unpleasant will your tube journey home be today?
A useful guide from TfL: #heatwave pic.twitter.com/BbKI4tqPRf
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) June 25, 2018
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Also in this weather remember Goths die in Hot cars. Even “a few minutes” can be too much for them. If you see a Goth trapped in a hot car, call the police, and if in doubt smash the window let them out. #GothsDieInHotCars
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) June 25, 2018
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Me during Winter: it is too dark and cold to be happy
Me during Summer: it is too hot and bright to be happy
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 25, 2018
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Don't forget to carry water with you in this heat, not to drink but to throw at people who smell this is the only way they will learn
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 26, 2018
And then there was this person who was having none of it, frankly.
BONUS
This could only be a sign in Britain.
(via @johnmyersteam) pic.twitter.com/RIwVtYzO8q— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 26, 2018