People are sharing the most on-brand thing they did as kids and these 23 are mostly terrifying

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when I was a toddler, I created a trail of breadcrumbs that led into the house to lure a bunch of mallard ducklings inside, and one of them shit behind the curtains https://t.co/IXdczJyv77

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) July 9, 2018

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I emerged from the woods at the age of three, walked up to my mother, and told her, "The aliens took your real baby. But they left me here." https://t.co/ueBZ9elfy5

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) July 9, 2018

15.

https://twitter.com/punksalchow/status/1016169118066671616

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https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1016082174024568834

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When I was 2 years old my Grandfather passed away, and at his funeral I was telling loved one's they didn't have to be sad, that I would take them to the circus to cheer them up https://t.co/WvxUWVxhrQ

— Rachel Miner (@RachelMiner1) July 8, 2018

18.

https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/1016304726143655937

19.

https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1016301066911145985

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https://twitter.com/huummus/status/1016246750330458113

21.

Having seen Bart do it to Millhouse in the Simpsons, I thought I'd trick my mum at dinner by handing her a salt shaker with the lid slightly screwed off. My glee turned to shame as she poured a mound of salt all over her meal and quietly said "this is ruined now". https://t.co/LiP3K4I91p

— Charles (@charlesfare) July 8, 2018

22.

Two come to mind. Keep in mind I was an extremely cold tomboy with a dark outlook and behavioral issues…

There was that time my mom tried to make me wear a dress & sandals to something fancy, and I made a picket sign and marched around the grown-up party protesting: pic.twitter.com/UmacFWZkbc

— fry (@anniefryman) July 8, 2018

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I asked my mum for a Shania Twain CD for Christmas. Never played it, just sat staring at the picture of her. 10 years later when I came out as gay I said "please don't say you knew" and Mum said "no but there was the Shania Twain thing" https://t.co/vdliD07ceh

— cara compass (@caracompass) July 9, 2018

But it seems at least one person was working on getting that halo from a very early age.

https://twitter.com/bookshaped/status/1016270920133038083