This furious thread about ‘flatcap wankers’ is a boozy treat even before the delightful twist
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Amazingly, the staff behind the bar dont just lamp him straight away and one of them comes over to serve him, possibly just to get this odious cunt away from the bar
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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He proudly declares he would like 3 points of the dearest beer that they serve.
He is told you’ll only get it in half pints, as it is so strong.
So the cunt orders 6 of them— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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The staff pours them, still, amazingly calm and with only a tiny bit of murder in his eyes
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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As he is pouring them, flatcap cunt looks proudly about the bar, probably expecting a fucking round of applause or something.
Fucking prick— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Bar man hands him his change. By my reckoning, less than a pound, and deftly manoeuvres the tray of 6 half pints in front of him.
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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His friends burst into applause and start to sing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” at him, I kid you not
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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I dont think I can take much more of this.
Then, joy.
Elation.
Retrefuckingbution— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Flatcap cunt fucking DOFFS his fucking flatcap at his delirious gaggle of wank stains
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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AND ONLY FUCKING KNOCKS OVER THE ENTIRE TRAY OF BEERS, ALL OVER HIS FRIENDS AND THEIR STUFF AND THE FLOOR AND MY UTTER FUCKING JOY.
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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I’ve not laughed as much in a while
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Fucking wankers
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Anyway. I’ll go back to drinking my beer, at only £6.10 for a half.
So who is the real wanker, eh?— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Here is all that is left of this beautiful moment. I might get this photo framed pic.twitter.com/5wXyOupefn
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
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Saying that, there is now someone eating a pizza with courgette on it, unashamedly, sitting at the bar, as people want served around here.
This place isn’t for me— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 13, 2018
And this is what people made of it online.
Right, picture the scene, Edinburgh in August, it's the centre of the world, it's the Festival, but *this* is every Edinburgh resident's dream, expertly told. Read and enjoy… https://t.co/LxAV9wR2y2
— WWW Citizen Pangloss (@SophiaPangloss) August 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/JSS777300/status/1029611560795299840
https://twitter.com/alanferrier/status/1029288304250945536
https://twitter.com/Rakey/status/1029686854382231552
Heartwarming pub story. Where is your so-called "There is no God" now, Richard Dawkins?https://t.co/NmxujLiN9J
— Davey Jones (@DHBJones) August 14, 2018
This is surely one of the great Twitter threads https://t.co/tybCQoszQX
— James McEnaney (@MrMcEnaney) August 14, 2018
Edinburgh. Serves you right.
— War Of Nutrition (@Kealkill5) August 14, 2018
True. I’ve learned my lesson
— Wee Mowgz (@Mowgzilla) August 14, 2018
Choose Glasgow, choose life.
— War Of Nutrition (@Kealkill5) August 14, 2018