The Great British Bake Off is back – On your marks, get set …mock!
Week one of #GBBO didn’t pass without drama, partly due to melting chocolate, but mostly due to the weird “self-portrait in biscuit” round, presumably inspired by Edvard Munch. Let’s face it – we mostly watch it for the drama, because nobody has ever thought “I wish I knew how to make a Wagon Wheel”.
These people were episode one’s star jokers.
1.
"Your challenge was to make a biscuit selfie portrait"
"Yes"
"This is a heap of broken biscuits on fire"
"Yes"#GBBO— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 28, 2018
2.
In Paul's head: "This is an important moment in Dan's life, so be nice"
Out of Paul's mouth: "Your baby looks like a prawn"#GBBO— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 28, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/Sharknal/status/1034529768144863232
4.
Terry’s “Visit to Lenin’s Mausoleum” biscuit was risky, but the judges loved it. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/AEIeae2EB2
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) August 28, 2018
5.
Hollywood talking to Manon #GBBO pic.twitter.com/993ZEm0Q0g
— Mnrrnt and 207 others (@Mnrrnt) August 28, 2018
6.
For the record, I’d like every mourner at my funeral to receive a Brandy Snap death-mask of me as a sort of party bag gift. #gbbo
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) August 28, 2018
7.
Never been more terrified of a biscuit in all my life. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/KeJ3r75tWh
— Jo (@Jo_Rule_) August 28, 2018
8.
THE FRENCH HAVE WON THE FIRST EPISODE OF BAKE OFF. THIS ISN'T WHY WE VOTED BREXIT. THEY ARE JUST RUBBING IT IN NOW. #GBBO
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 28, 2018
9.
Terry walking up to the judges table like….. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/XifWuLqAfA
— Jen Knight (@whitleyjen) August 28, 2018
10.
Rose West on Great British Bake Off #GBBO pic.twitter.com/9rsGjh3FqZ
— Jack Slevin (@Slevin_88) August 28, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Dannbammm/status/1034536586044743681