A man shared his terrible list of questions for a first date – the 21 best shutdowns
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Gonna go ahead and presume this guy doesn’t have a lot of advice about second dates https://t.co/TaO5NNqrUL
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) September 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ShakeYourHiney/status/1039160805978193921
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how to get mad pussy
step 1 :
dont do any of this weird shit https://t.co/EwNkH4v0Kj
— milk (@milkand__) September 11, 2018
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https://twitter.com/drg1985/status/1038904686227726348
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https://twitter.com/LaLiberalVetera/status/1038929885828472832
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Easy things to do on a first date to see if a guy is worth deeper investment:
*Show them this tweet
*Judge reaction https://t.co/MehB68nVM9— Raymond Summerlin (@RMSummerlin) September 10, 2018
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Fantastic advice for those dating a background character from Mad Men. https://t.co/ctqKuEM8QV
— david cross✍ (@davidcrosss) September 10, 2018
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pretty sneaky way to tell u have never had sex kyle https://t.co/hKjg7vToqz
— jake, (@callmeshitto) September 9, 2018
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Easy things to ask on a first date:
* is your name Kyle?
* did you write that twitter thread?
* ends pic.twitter.com/c4t2rOv93h— Otto English (@Otto_English) September 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/kebejay/status/1039292959194144768
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it's a yikes from me dawg https://t.co/K3moYwmUss
— bran (@branflakeassMAN) September 9, 2018
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Hi Kyle, there IS help available for erectile dysfunction & feelings of low self-worth. However, struggling with the modern world is trickier to address
— Mike Hind (@MikeH_PR) September 10, 2018
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1. Are you lazy AF
2. Do u get more calls from collection agencies than u do job offers?
3. Are u afraid of women who are smarter than u?
4. Does it bother u I have more money than you?
5. Let’s see those hands, sugardick
6. Do you know how to kneel & say, “yes ma’am”
— Anomynous..Anomynous ⭕🇺🇸🎀☮️✌️🕊️🌊 (@ReaIDonnaSiciIy) September 9, 2018
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Men ask these questions but if women asked:
How much money do you have saved?
How much are you investing in ur 401k?
What’s your credit score?
What is your education level?
What is your salary?
Then we are considered gold diggers lol.Bless the women who end up with these men.
— CantThinkOfOne (@ILuhsHappoIDo) September 9, 2018
Freelance writer, Robyn Pennacchia, saw a way that Kyle could have saved himself quite a lot of time and effort.
It would have been easier for this dude to just write "Do Not Fuck" in sharpie on his forehead than to bother writing this entire thread. Work smarter not harder! https://t.co/OdmAr9eM6e
— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) September 9, 2018