25 things that made us laugh this week
We’d say it’s Friday but we’re not sure what’s fake news and what isn’t, these days, so we’ll just say it appears to be Friday but the recording might have been tampered with by Breitbart. In any event, it’s time to share with you the funniest jokes and pictures we’ve seen this week from these enemies of the people hilarious tweeters.
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https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1058767766621118464
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Life is full of surprises. Last night I discovered that a discarded bra can, in the dark, look rather like a sleeping cat. And that if someone lies on the floor and starts to stroke the bra cat at 4am, then falls asleep, the first moments after they wake can be very confusing. pic.twitter.com/wfGlmnm7QG
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) November 3, 2018
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The thing I like about KFC is how smooth the popcorn chicken is… apparently they use kernel sanders.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 11, 2018
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SIGN: Do not reach hands into enclosure.
ME: *slowly starts sliding big toe towards panda*
— Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) November 6, 2018
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The novelty of being a parent wears off depending on how many kids you have.
I’m not saying you don’t love them the same but we have about a 1000 photos of my 1st child, around half that for the middle one & I think there’s 1 photo of my youngest in the background at a barbecue— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 6, 2018
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Which star sign are you?
♈️ Mankini
♉️ Space hopper
♊️ Bad sequel
♋️ Tadpoles down a plughole
♌️ Bomb with long fuse
♍️ Drunk fish
♎️ Zit
♏️ Stock market rollercoaster
♐️ Drunken anchor
♑️ No
♒️ Crocodile's back
♓️ Two people sucking one bit of spaghetti
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 7, 2018
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https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1060472612176957440
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https://twitter.com/TheAzzo/status/1060488509071474689
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https://twitter.com/KathrynGamer/status/1060174312467062784
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https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1059423204006076416
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If you feel sad today, just imagine Mike Pence swearing 2 women into Congress with the Qur'an
— Shahed Amanullah (@shahed) November 7, 2018
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— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) November 8, 2018