This viral thread raises some serious questions about Postman Pat’s competence
Of course, his thread was serious food for thought for quite a few people.
I don't mean to spread rumours but have you ever noticed how a high proportion of the children in the village have identical hair to Pat?
— Matt Smith (@Thee_Other_Matt) November 10, 2018
My wife, who works in HR has been saying this for years. See also the suspiciously well resourced Pontypandy fire service. I suspect some sort of money laundering scam.
— Dan Jones (@danapioan) November 10, 2018
There was one where he had to deliver a film for the greendale film festival – inevitably he arsed up and lost it, so he made a film about himself and how great he is to show instead – what a narcissist!!!
— LGConnolly #FBPE (@connolly_lg) November 10, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: POSTMAN PAT TO LEAD BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS – – May quoted as saying that 'with time running out' she has 'every faith in his capacity for efficiency and leadership'. #PostmanPatWillSaveUs
— Leander Reeves (@LeanderReeves) November 10, 2018
With Pat’s reputation in tatters, Twitter turned its attention to other characters.
Bob the Builder. Can he fix it? Does he have method statement and risk assessment? #HSE
— Kate (@random_kate) November 10, 2018
Mr Benn was the 'Accountant' facilitating and layering funds through off shore companies. The documents are all through that 'magic door'.
— Sophia Ghafoor (@Sophylady1) November 10, 2018
Don't get me started on the dictatorial cult of personality around The Fat Controller on Sodor and the ingrained institutionalised racism around the engines, each one striving to be the 'most useful' to their malevolent master
— Phil G (@PhilipGrainger) November 10, 2018
Paw Patrol has me like this too. The amount of high tech vehicles and equipment they have access to just to cover Adventure Bay is obscene. There is no word on sharing resources for other areas at all.
— El Diego (@richard_neary) November 10, 2018
I'm also convinced that Dora and her gang of friends are in a Mexican cartel. Her parents don't seem to work, her friends have all sorts of transportation needed for drug-running (boats, planes, trains) and she lives in a jungle.
— Evan Foster (@iamevanfoster) November 10, 2018
I'm worried about Sarah. She seems a very capable young girl. But she's only about 7 or 8 and as far as I can tell she lives alone in that house together with her pet duck. Should I inform social services?
— Robert Emery (@robertemeryx) November 10, 2018
It’s a good job nobody has any suspicions about the four toddlers with televisions implanted in their bellies, who live in a high-tech eco-house that would make Kevin McCloud wet his pants, despite them having no visible means of support or adult supervision.
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