Scott Mills asked people for song lyrics that definitely didn’t happen – our 19 favourites
10.
Surely no one has been through the desert on a horse with no name. You’d give it a name out of sheer boredom if nothing else.
— David Absalom (@britishpictures) November 19, 2018
11.
Charli XCX was 7 in 1999. A bit young to have a) been driving a Mercedes b) been listening to Slim Shady. Really, really annoys me.
— Luke Ribbons (@Lukeribs) November 19, 2018
12.
Yeah, and Bryan Adams was 9 in the summer of 69!
— Simon (@Jobbenar) November 19, 2018
13.
I’m almost certain that Meatloaf would NOT do anything for love.
— Brian Best (@Bestyboy1) November 19, 2018
14.
Ed Sheeran has never driven down country lanes at 90mph
— Michael Eyre (@michaeleyre1) November 19, 2018
15.
There was nobody hanging out the passenger side, of their best friends ride, trying to holler at the TLC girls ♀️
— Nicole Welch (@nxcxlxwxlch) November 19, 2018
16.
Surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting??
— Stuart Moore (@stuartmrswans) November 19, 2018
17.
Elton John singing “I’m still standing” – while he’s sat at a piano
— Emma Elizabeth (@emma_elizabeth) November 19, 2018
18.
I really doubt a girl ever walked up in the club wearing applebottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND the Reeboks with the strap
But if she did, the whole place would indeed be looking at her
— Natalia (@nataliaels) November 19, 2018
19.
Why, oh, why would someone leave the cake out in the rain?
— Deborah Orr (@DeborahJaneOrr) November 19, 2018
