Our favourite 7 times Gary Lineker totally owned Piers Morgan in 2018
5. On Twitter
Monday blues? Here’s a video of a goat playing with a dog that might cheer you up. https://t.co/lnon62A9U9
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 30, 2018
Fabulous.
This is like watching @Lord_Sugar & @GaryLineker trying to keep up with me on Twitter. https://t.co/gwUgJFfs7z— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 31, 2018
With your jowls, you resemble the dog more than the goat. https://t.co/cEtcUT6v3T
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 31, 2018
To be fair, the dog's actually trying to tackle Messi, so any comparison with you is obviously flawed. https://t.co/j1d6zc2AH4
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 31, 2018
Correct, never hacked anyone. Another lovely ball across the 6 yard box, cheers. https://t.co/VetMz2TECQ
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 31, 2018
6. On being economical with the truth
OK, Mr Straight-Talker:
Q. Are crisps beneficial to children’s health? https://t.co/PL95aJYBut— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2018
You’re avoiding my question, like a good politician. Let me try it another way: you’re very concerned about the impact of Brexit on our health and our children, so I’m curious how that sits with flogging crisps… https://t.co/MihRj0TATn
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2018
Sits fine, thanks. They’re lovely British grown potatoes. We all deserve a treat…. You’re so PC these days. Grab yourself a packet of cheese & onion and chill. https://t.co/Hoawpg4Cs2
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 5, 2018
Sits fine with Britain’s kids having worst obesity in Europe? What a treat for the NHS when it has to pick up the cost of that later… wonder if it will be £350m-a-week? https://t.co/M6a5YLOaQX
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2018
Crisps, chocolate, sweets, meat etc. are consumed in every country. Obesity issues here are largely down to the lack of exercise these days. Phones, computers, console games etc. with kids sitting on their backsides. Exacerbated by the selling of school playing fields. https://t.co/q96Uw9z2jZ
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 5, 2018
This from the person that mocks and attacks vegans on twitter: https://t.co/s2UM7yAzug
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 5, 2018
I mock radical vegans who want the rest of us to stop eating meat, yes. Do you disagree? Or are you a strictly kale-and-crisps health nut? https://t.co/4T9hHLwPHO
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2018
As you ask, I love meat, but am trying to cut down as they have a point. The consumption of beef in particular is clearly damaging our planet. https://t.co/F5VE0lPonL
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 5, 2018
Crisp packets aren’t a major contribution to the planet’s survival either… are they? https://t.co/2ED2ZWeYTd
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2018
7. On scoring a goal at the World Cup (part 2)
The feeling when scoring for your country in World Cup Quarter Finals is indescribable. Come On England. https://t.co/RvP78G0Ibz
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 7, 2018
Love all these #humblebrag posts, Jugs. Do you have any videos of you scoring in a European Championship or World Cup Final? https://t.co/91BSTt1V7t
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 7, 2018
Haven’t played in one, sadly. Got a World semi-final one ready if England make it. Looking forward to your video scoring for Harlow College 3rd XI. https://t.co/NKngIfVHwQ
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 7, 2018