Simply 9 painfully funny puns about this chap whose penis swelled to the size of a wine bottle (and not in a good way)
Disturbing news from the Daily Mirror which carries this story of a man whose penis snapped during sex and ‘swelled to the size of a wine bottle’ (fear not, no pictures).
Man's penis snaps in half during sex before 'swelling to size of wine bottle' https://t.co/yh5la4Hl3v pic.twitter.com/sJSZfznwDd
— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) January 31, 2019
Apart from obviously feeling a great deal of sympathy for the poor chap, it also prompted some very funny puntastic replies, of which Simon Pegg had undoubtedly the best.
1.
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1090947211012263936
2.
He’ll be firing Sauvignon blanks for a while
— Tom Quinn (@TomTheProducer1) January 31, 2019
3.
Peno Noir
— Aidan Kelly (@AidanKelly4) January 31, 2019
4.
Hardonayyyyyyyyyyy! https://t.co/4U6rpeq3jf
— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 1, 2019
5.
Lets just say it wasn’t a vintage performance
— Liam Ahern (@LVAHERN) January 31, 2019
6.
Shattered Soixante Neuf du Pape?
I'll get my coat.— Enigma Graphics (@EnigmaGraphics0) January 31, 2019
7.
ChamPAIN!!!
— Tamarabumpdeeay (@moiness) January 31, 2019
8.
You’re having a Carafe ain’t ya?
— один муравей Райт (@antwright21) January 31, 2019
9.
Cock! Oww! Vin!
— Duncan Browne (@DuncanBrowne) February 1, 2019