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Simply 9 painfully funny puns about this chap whose penis swelled to the size of a wine bottle (and not in a good way)

Disturbing news from the Daily Mirror which carries this story of a man whose penis snapped during sex and ‘swelled to the size of a wine bottle’ (fear not, no pictures).

Apart from obviously feeling a great deal of sympathy for the poor chap, it also prompted some very funny puntastic replies, of which Simon Pegg had undoubtedly the best.

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https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1090947211012263936

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