18 puntastic gags that are so terrible they’re brilliant
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https://twitter.com/_Enanem_/status/1094925614962884608
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies #UKPunDay— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/gazgagsman/status/1094867852446842881
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https://twitter.com/goonerniki/status/1094898788463005697
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh……Ten-tickles#UKPunDay
— Chris (@C_McBride1985) February 11, 2019
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I got a red rash from touching a copper statue, think I may have verdigris burns.#UKPunDay
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) February 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/gizzyinski/status/1094918618033373184
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There's an innuendo competition taking place in Durham this week. I'm thinking of entering my Dad #UKPunDay
— Sir Andy Murray (@mrsbiltawulf) February 11, 2019
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Lino Richie wins all the awards on #UKPunDay. pic.twitter.com/7XkbVqkj4p
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) February 11, 2019
Never known to miss a marketing opportunity, the big companies got involved, but we can’t blame them for that.
Did you know we used to sell origami in store?
Unfortunately, that idea folded #UKPunDay
— B&M Stores (@bmstores) February 11, 2019
How did the Hamburger introduce his new girlfriend?
"Hey everyone, meat Patty!"#UKPunDay— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) February 11, 2019
Happy #UKPunDay! We apologise for this one in advance.
Those who believe in giving drugs to animals should get off their high horses.
Sorry.
— Dave (@davechannel) February 11, 2019
Being the UK, there’s always someone ready to make it about Brexit.
This valentines day Theresa MAY actually be wishing she was back on the SINGLES MARKET. Ironically we're all still getting *****ed#UKpunday
— Femi – REGISTER TO VOTE BY 18 JUNE (@Femi_Sorry) February 13, 2017
Theresa May – but she probably won’t.