Simply 27 sizzling-hot takes on Valentine’s Day
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https://twitter.com/SarahBrat10/status/1095062173368401921
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This year for valentine’s day, don’t give her a card. Just stick a human skeleton in her bed with a note that says, “I’d bone you” on it. After all, nothing livens up a relationship quite like waking up to find human remains and a well used pun in your bed.
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) February 13, 2019
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Roses are red
Cats are courageous
It’s increasingly obvious that
Brexit is fiscally disadvantageous…#ValentinesDay— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 14, 2019
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Roses are yellow
Violets are yellow
Bluebells are yellow
I am Chris Martin#ValentinesDay— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) February 14, 2019
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Ideal. #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/oVXsfb0OJn
— E O Higgins (@eohiggins) February 13, 2019
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Love is about making sacrifices. Happy #ValentinesDay #Valentines pic.twitter.com/spYSwb73v5
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) February 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1095002851116568576
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get that wrong again
And you're finished in floristry, Carol.— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) February 14, 2019
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I used to believe in Valentine's Day, then I realised it was just my dad sneaking into my room, dressed as Saint Valentine of Flaminia.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) February 14, 2019
If you are feeling a bit miserable because you didn’t get a card, here’s an excellent suggestion from author TechnicallyRon.
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1095951459869487104