The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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Me: Aah, nice white sheets and bedding, what could possibly go wrong?
My period: pic.twitter.com/0v84efrssz
— Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) March 17, 2019
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Hoorah! It's the Spring Equinox. The end of winter. It's called "equinox" as it is equal parts horse and cow.
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) March 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/NickMotown/status/1108675934301945858
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In the future, the phrase “jump the shark” will be replaced by “trigger article 50”
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) March 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/phranqueigh/status/1108053950564106240
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https://twitter.com/MissSassy_Pants/status/1108830047262117895
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When I was a kid my friend tricked me into eating hamster treats that looked like chocolate but the joke's on her because they were delicious.
— That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) March 21, 2019
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The fact that Donkey Kong dismantled an entire fascist regime solely on bananas taught me to never underestimate the power of potassium
— Saddington 3 (in production) (@2Saddington) March 21, 2019
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If you were in any doubt as to Pablo Picasso's genius, then just look at the detail in this sandcastle. pic.twitter.com/iWatDsL1Fk
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) March 20, 2019
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For a moment I thought Harrison Ford had written a novel called Minty Clinch and I wanted to buy a thousand copies of it pic.twitter.com/GXnYxhHoXT
— Sean Fallon (@FirstToLastPod) March 19, 2019
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Oh no. Just found a drawer at home full of light bulbs. I think my wife’s been stealing other people’s ideas.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/brynnester/status/1108807654586109957
Please do let us know of any other funny jokes you’ve spotted this week.