19 things that stopped a crush dead in its tracks
11.
I was at a friend's apartment that I had a small crush on. She turned the TV on, and it was a Bush 2 state of the union. I was about to call him a moron, but before I could she said "God I love him." And she was not kidding. I un-crushed so fast I think I time travelled.
— W (@zaph0d42) March 28, 2019
12.
I was crushing hard for months on this guy who worked at cafe. Then one day he laughed and it sounded like Goat Boy from SNL @JimBreuer promptly #uncrushed
— SpiderGrace (@SpiderGrace) March 28, 2019
13.
Worked together at summer camp. There was a 7yro that was proper wild. I tried so hard to bond with him. Eventually he got kicked out and I remember crying about it. My crush was pumped we didn’t have to deal with this kid anymore n that I was crazy for adoring him.
— Cassidy Ireland (@IrelandCassidy) March 28, 2019
14.
She said she didn't believe in dinosaurs. pic.twitter.com/cCxl9NFOjN
— Salaam Bhatti (@salaam) March 28, 2019
15.
he continually turned off the radio in my own car when i played kanye’s my beautiful dark twisted fantasy.
in like 2014 too, so back when kanye was just an egomaniac we tolerated for the music, instead of the total tool we know today
— hoodrat drew barrymore (@thorazine) March 28, 2019
16.
My crush remarked on a picture of me once by saying, with a serious face: “Me, Likey”. It made my flesh crawl. He’s been like a brother to me ever since. #menolikeylikey
— Ms.TymberleeChanel (@TymberleeHill) March 28, 2019
17.
He dipped a grilled cheese in ketchup
— emily (@EmilyAMcCann) March 27, 2019
18.
My first crush in elementary school. At lunch, he took bread 🍞 smushed it up into pieces and mixed it with his jello and ate it proudly. I said that’s disgusting and bam, uncrushed #boybye.
— Brookie (@MBStubbs_) March 28, 2019
19.
Guy pulled out chapstick on our date and applied half the tube until his lips were super shiny and slick. Uncrushed.
— Jennifer Rock (@jenniferrock) March 27, 2019
One tweeter told a story of the end of a crush that was also the most hipster brush-off of all time.
One time I thought this guy was real cute and then he wrote me a haiku to tell me he was going on a date with someone else
— Samara Reed (@SamaraMReed) March 27, 2019
The crush was over,
It had been unrequited.
What a complete dick.