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April Fool’s Day 2019: we’ve found the best fake news jokes so you don’t have to

14. Colmans

Invented something called ‘mustard custard’, it’s ‘most innovative development to date’.

‘In a world where less is more, we recognised that consumers are crying out for a streamlined condiment stash and we’re confident this one will be loved by the whole family.’

15. SodaStream

Used NASA-inspired technology to come up with a new gadget to turn your burps into fizzy water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=72&v=NCcX6EL9GMY

16. RADFIT

An electric workout bike that does the workout for you.

17. Kingfisher

Made beer easier to carry by inventing ‘beer powder’. Just add water.

18. Durex

Spice up your love life with an unusual new flavour, something called ‘Mala hotpot’ which promise ‘extra heat’ and ‘the taste of fish skin’.

19. Joe Heenan (and his son)

20. Google Maps

Made getting to your destination more interesting by adding retro mobile class Snake to Google Maps.

Open Google Maps, click ‘play Snake’ on the menu icon and, er, that’s it.

21. Hollywood comes to Holyhead

Holyhead tourism chiefs have come up with an interesting way of boosting visitors, reports North Wales Live. By doing this.

22. Cambridgeshire police

Unveiled a new four-legged weapon in fight against drug crime

23. Daisy Ashcroft (and her very large collection of googly eyes)

24. International Cricket Council (stick with us)

Came up with various novel ways of capturing the attention of youngsters who would rather be staring at their phones – or pretty much do anything else – than watch a game of cricket.

They clearly had too much time on their hands because they also did all these.

And finally, the one we really, really wished was true