The 25 funniest jokes of the week
13.
well done Oxford Uni Careers Service https://t.co/hdqZOW2A8f
— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) April 30, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/AngelsFan34/status/1123393989950885889
15.
https://twitter.com/jonathancoe/status/1123874345410007040
16.
Pornography and musical theatre both peddle the lie that bystanders will happily join in with whatever you're doing.
— Князь Мышкин (@MyshkinFool) May 1, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/akaElJefe/status/1123367331214835712
18.
The #LondonMarathon is like a night out. Starts with a shot and ends with me 26 miles away, vomiting.
— Steff Todd (@SteffTodd) April 28, 2019
19.
The Golden Girls is the most relatable TV show for a millenial, as I too will be renting with several roommates until I'm 80
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 30, 2019
20.
“Ok, let’s say—*hypothetically*—…” pic.twitter.com/m8f4Nfktng
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) April 30, 2019
21.
“I grew up in the Hebrides and I don’t understand where they got all that wicker from” – My mum trying to ruin one of my favourite films.
— Swansonian (@swansonian) May 1, 2019
22.
https://twitter.com/ratwomanme/status/1123527588100624384
23.
Valar Morghulis
Valar Dohaeris
Valar my ragtime gal— instantsunrise is on bluesky (@InstantSunrise) April 30, 2019
24.
LGBT people: "it'd be nice if people could stop abusing us when we hold hands in public, we could teach LGBT lessons in schools and if the BBC could stop debating our existence on live air that'd be grea-
Capitalism: "what we're really sensing here is you want your own sandwich" pic.twitter.com/uIixEel2pq
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) May 3, 2019
25.
I think our office printer was programmed by an emo. pic.twitter.com/gPiVbOLocN
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) May 3, 2019