The 25 funniest jokes of the week
13.
Twitter pretends like it’s hard to get rid of James Woods, but it’s not. Look how easy it was for Hollywood to do it.
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) May 4, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/carlyken/status/1125192209291186179
15.
Shitehawks pic.twitter.com/B6qqQhSuEr
— Cold War Steve (@coldwarsteve) May 5, 2019
16.
coworker: do you have a girlfriend?
me: no
coworker: a boyfriend?
me: I don’t have any kind of friend
coworker: oh
me: netflix won't even let me watch friends
— david (@_elvishpresley_) May 6, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/Cain_Unable/status/1125077736995868673
18.
https://twitter.com/jamajestical/status/1125659407814148096
19.
Sharon, I think the puppy’s got a puncture. pic.twitter.com/uOMMQkXRPx
— Paul (@bingowings14) May 6, 2019
20.
If you drink bleach you never need to clean your toilet.
— H Anthony Hildebrand (@hahildebrand) May 8, 2019
21.
I cannot apologise enough for this. Please block me for my own sake. pic.twitter.com/2VgF5kXPlx
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) May 9, 2019
22.
I wonder who they got to play Pliers? pic.twitter.com/ewAkR7GVWd
— Neil (@_Enanem_) May 9, 2019
23.
https://twitter.com/TheCheish/status/1126086652114415616
24.
Turkmenistan: To really like Turkish Men.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) May 9, 2019
25.
https://twitter.com/FrizFrizzle/status/1126018760417193984