“30-50 feral hogs” is the justification for owning weapons nobody expected – 29 epic roasts
16.
my milkshake brings 30-50 feral hogs to the yard
— summertime vibes dante 🌹 (@videodante) August 5, 2019
17.
And before the meat raffle, would the owner of the 30-50 feral hogs left outside kindly move them as they are blocking access to the car park. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/uzMRVWdzop
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 5, 2019
18.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU SWINE I KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY 30 – 50 FERAL HOGS WEARING 10 – 20 COW SUITS pic.twitter.com/AZUKWTTYf6
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 6, 2019
19.
Hate when 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard as my kids play, forcing me to dual wield AR-15s as I mow them down https://t.co/NR1Pzi0TUx
— brain broken by epstein (@lib_crusher) August 5, 2019
20.
<takes suck of cigarette, stares into middle distance>
Some day, son, this damned war against the hogs will end. pic.twitter.com/bMYSOhdZ0x
— . (@twlldun) August 5, 2019
21.
Never underestimate the destructive potential of 30-50 feral hogs. pic.twitter.com/deWiJW8f41
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) August 5, 2019
22.
ME: say 29 feral hogs run into my yard, what do you recommend to take them out?
GUN SHOP GUY: oh son you don’t need a gun for that, just yell and wave your arms about and them hogs’ll soon scatter
ME: how about 30-50 feral hogs?
GUN SHOP GUY: for that i’d suggest an M60 minimum,— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) August 5, 2019
23.
30-50 Feral Hogs is probably my favourite George Harrison song on The White Album
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) August 5, 2019
24.
"YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO FINISH BEFORE THE FERAL HOGS ARRIVE!" pic.twitter.com/P9byajgXgh
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) August 5, 2019
25.
will no one rid me of these turbulent 30-50 feral hogs
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 5, 2019
26.
When 30-50 feral hogs need killin’ pic.twitter.com/Y3rzBw5uTu
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 5, 2019
27.
If your children can't fend off the feral hogs themselves then your bloodline is too weak to be allowed to continue
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) August 5, 2019
28.
I have killed
the 30-50 hogs
which were in
the back yardfrom which
I have probably
saved
the childrenForgive me
they arrived
so quickly
and so feral— Buck Frexit (@HindChristopher) August 5, 2019
29.
Did you know the average person swallows ³⁰ ᵗᵒ ⁵⁰ ᶠᵉʳᵃˡ ʰᵒᵍˢ in their sleep every year pic.twitter.com/N3sNnmQPGK
— Bogues (@boguesdude) August 6, 2019
Writer Jess Dweck helped us understand our response more fully.
stages of Feral Hog Twitter
1. confusion seeing everyone tweet “30 to 50 feral hogs”
2. find the tweet & assume it’s satire
3. read the tweet again & realize it’s for real
4. like and RT only feral hog tweets for 12 hrs straight
5. become 30 to 50 feral hogs— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 6, 2019
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