This incident with a school tunnel is a lot of cautionary tales in one

Oonagh Keating. Updated March 9th, 2020

All Hell broke loose and the metaphorical reverse alarm was sounded.

We completely lose our shit. Everyone screaming. Bumping into burning pipes which in turn makes us scream in shock and pain as with no room to turn around we can only back up at speed moving blind, bumping into each other, swearing and bickering all the way back to the drum room

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

We must’ve passed under at least ten classrooms where everyone can hear all these crazy sounds coming from under the floor. But amazingly we get back to the drum room grab all of our shit and get out of there before we’re caught. The heist failed but we live to fight another day

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

So that was that, right? Ruse over. Well, actually …

A week later we came back even more prepared. With stolen gloves and smasks the science labs and a fucking dustpan and brush (I can’t remember who’s idea that was) to clean up any “mess” we bump into this time. NOTHING was gonna get between us and the sweets in that store room..

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

Or so we thought… day of french class comes. We’re all ready to duck out as usual… when an emergency assembly Is called. Turns out despite the vow of secrecy between us. Word was out about the tunnels and “the plan”. That morning the music teacher was preparing for class..

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

She steps into the drum room to find the carpet pulled back and the trap door open… AND 28 KIDS DOWN THE HATCH! It was a fucking free for all. Everyone knew about the tunnels now. Turns out there was one in the boys changing rooms too and kids were going down there too.

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

Of course, the school had to double check they hadn’t lost anyone.

They had to call the fucking fire brigade in and then a police dog handler to make no kids were still down there. It was fucking madness.

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

The entire school was warned off looking for more access points. Told of the danger of the tunnels and that anyone caught down there would be suspended perminately. So yeah. That was “the incident” in my high school.

— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020

That’s quite the incident. Clearly there are lessons to be learnt from this:

Don’t wag French, but if you do, don’t go into service tunnels, and if you insist on doing that, don’t let any little grasses know what you’re up to.

We weren’t the only ones who enjoyed this wild ride.

I want Sunday newspapers to pusblish this thread instead of those “I insulted my wife’s brother and he won’t accept my apology” pieces that they do on sundays. https://t.co/n8D1yipkOT

— The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) March 8, 2020

Fuck honestly give this man a writing contract I had no clue what to expect but I was not disappointed https://t.co/E96sC5Hu78

— Reb Stillwell (@reb_stillwell) March 9, 2020

For Krishna Adhaduk, the story held even more terrors than the image of a squishy fox.

The claustrophobe inside me had a mini heart attack.

— Krishna Adhaduk (@krishn_a_dhaduk) March 8, 2020

Source Dean Lines Image Dean Lines, @sbk202 on Unsplash

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