Our 25 favourite funny posts from the past week
13.
Me: Why aren’t you smiling in your school picture?
Child: Because I’m at school.
Me: So?
Child: Can I see your work ID?
Me: ok never mind I get it— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 15, 2020
14.
When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal
— Asif Ullah (@AsifUllah22) June 16, 2020
15.
I don't require much to be happy. Five meals a day. A triple espresso. Nine hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no obligations whatsoever.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 14, 2020
16.
My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling. She says: "You're nothing like Ryan Gosling"
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) June 14, 2020
17.
Can't believe it! There's a minor typo on Page 26 of the instruction manual for the Bosch SPV25CX00G Dishwasher. Check it out if you get a chance!
(don't have time to check the trending topics so apologies if everyone's already talking about this)
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) June 15, 2020
18.
Absolutely loving this subtitle cock up on the news. He will now always be, to me, Ricky Duvets. pic.twitter.com/fc3TOSNoU2
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 16, 2020
19.
Instead of hunting for fish and hibernating like all the other bears, Graham had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled. pic.twitter.com/dk0qSNBgo6
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) June 12, 2020
20.
Q: Which Tory is most likely to take a knee?
A: Priti Patella
37.8K Retweets 91.7K Likes
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 18, 2020
21.
cow: moo
other cow:
cow: …
other cow:
cow: m-
other cow: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, DANIEL
— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) June 18, 2020
22.
Talk to your kids about adult content on the internet!! Many young people are consuming so many rain sound playlists online that they can no longer get relaxed to real, normal rain sounds
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) June 18, 2020
23.
— Trevor Ship (@trevypoos) June 14, 2020
24.
My cat during fireworks or thunderstorms vs my cat when somebody in the vicinity of our house moves their wheelie bin pic.twitter.com/a2nkWIQZg1
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) June 17, 2020
25.
The best thing about being annihilated in an imminent world war will be the final moments when your entire life flashes before your eyes and at last you remember all your passwords.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 16, 2020
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