25 funny tweets from this week to raise all our spirits
13.
*starts watching gymnastic competition*
"Holy shit, these athletes are amazing! How do they do it!"
[twenty minutes later]
"Hmm, insufficient forward lean and a clear landing fault there."— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 18, 2020
14.
me (reading philosophy): what
— quaranbean (@christapeterso) July 20, 2020
15.
God they’re really giving me a tough angle to work with pic.twitter.com/HnBaPQ23cK
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) July 21, 2020
16.
— Neskimo (@NudeEskimo) July 21, 2020
17.
If I was a TV commissioner, I'd be creating a dating show called 'Cake Me Out' – where a single lady picks from a line-up of men. But 50% of them are actually a cake.
— Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) July 17, 2020
18.
me tweeting pic.twitter.com/TEUNsdt7mJ
— sophy ziss (@sophyish) July 19, 2020
19.
That’s the last time I take Norman Collier to M&S pic.twitter.com/TpKGgb1KNb
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 18, 2020
20.
When life gives you lemons give them to Jamie Oliver he uses them in fucking everything.
— Loubence of Arabia™ (@Loubinda1) July 21, 2020
21.
the best board game thst represents capitalism isn't Monopoly, it's actually Jenga. each party takes turns to make the current situation more precarious until a total collapse where only the last person to fuck up takes any blame while everyone else is declared the winner
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) July 22, 2020
22.
Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you’ll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) July 22, 2020
23.
I see they’ve updated the psychopath test to include people who call you back when you text them.
— Jason (@NickMotown) July 23, 2020
24.
If you hold a Big Mac up to your ear you can hear the sound of an employee telling you the ice cream machine is broken.
— Christina, mostly merciless ✊🦇👻🤘 (@Aikiwomannc) July 22, 2020
25.
[Power cut happens]
Gwyneth Paltrow: great I'll get the candles
Everyone else: *immediately* oh no please let's just sit here in darkness
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) July 23, 2020
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