People have been having a good old moan about the heat – the 17 hottest takes
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Remember to check on elderly neighbours in this hot weather, as they usually have ice creams in the freezer.
— june lewins (@joonloons) August 7, 2020
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It’s too hot to even open my emails
— KSB 👨🏾🚒 (@kfRedhot) August 7, 2020
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Just went out in the heat with wet hair. pic.twitter.com/gyue3lyKDT
— Rainy (@rainy101) August 8, 2020
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pretty creepy how the sun is 4.603 billion years old but still follows me around like it has a chance with me
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) August 7, 2020
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It’s so hot today that even the breeze is warm. It feels like the earth just farted in my face
— Glenn Wool (@GlennWool) August 7, 2020
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I thought in this humid weather that was the most thunderous afternoon storm I’d ever heard.
But when I looked outside it was just the bin men on my street collecting everyone’s empty wine bottles.
— Cheish (@TheCheish) August 7, 2020
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Could do with a drop of rain pic.twitter.com/SM7G1Oo6Fp
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) August 7, 2020
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I’m running out of clothes to remove, so I’m going to have to start wearing ice packs! #HeatwaveUK ☀️ pic.twitter.com/Nisxtd6q4v
— Sarah O'Connell (@SarahO_Connell) August 8, 2020
Comedian Bethany Black had this observation about sleeping protocol.
What sort of psychopath in this heat just goes and takes their clothes off and goes to sleep on top of the bed like they don’t give a shit about demons dragging them off to hell? A thin cotton sheet is enough to stop your soul just rising out of your body and fucking off.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) August 9, 2020
One hundred per cent accurate.
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