People shared the pettiest reasons they’ve had for dumping someone – 27 favourites

15.

Someone put tomato ketchup on my mum’s cooking. That was it for me.

— Ilona Mitchell (@IlonaNMarlie) August 18, 2020

16.

I broke up with someone because everytime he orgasmed he farted. Truth.

— Nope (@FebruaryStar22) August 18, 2020

17.

I dated a man who used to lick each of his fingers (& thumbs) in turn after EVERY bite of every chicken wing that he ate. Licking sounds included.

— Breffni ‘Wear a Mask’ Burke (@BreffniBurke1) August 18, 2020

18.

He didn’t drink anything hot.

— Laura Anna Loane is at home #BLM #RIPNeilPeart (@lauraaloane) August 18, 2020

19.

A guy who thought Val Kilmer was the best Batman.

— ö (@pussyinbigboots) August 18, 2020

20.

Too many soft toys on the bed (she was 28)

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) August 18, 2020

21.

I found mirrored sunglasses in his glove compartment while he went in for petrol. I was only about 16 and they were the equivalent of Crocs at the time

— EV (@EmmaveeeEv) August 18, 2020

22.

My cat didn't like him.

— Dot to Dot (Mrs) (@dgtwatter) August 18, 2020

23.

I was put off when I met his mother and she served us lunch from a hostess trolley.

— Sarah King "#FBPE"#Facciamorete (@SarahFBPE) August 18, 2020

24.

The way he ate chips (fries, if you’re American). He would take a big handful and kinda push them all into his mouth at once, then sorta chomp down till he got to his fingers then stuff the rest in. Really nice person but that makes for burying someone under the patio.

— (((michelle))) (@mexx_07) August 18, 2020

25.

He'd never seen Jurassic Park. I made him watch it and he spent the entire movie trying to come on to me, even when the T-rex was breaking loose. Some things are just sacred.

— Ruth (@ruthmari_85) August 18, 2020

26.

First time I went into his bedroom, about three dates in, and discovered he'd saved every single empty beer can he'd drank from since the age of about 15. They were piled floor to ceiling. Not even unusual ones. Just a bazillion empty John Smith's cans etc.

— It's Louise, alright? (@InTheButtonJar) August 18, 2020

27.

They used irregardless like it’s a real fucking word. https://t.co/2yVf9JKYQV

— Chris K (@ShineyCat) August 18, 2020

Of course, everybody’s different.

Someone I know dumped a girl because she knitted him a raven 🙁

— Mary Epworth (@maryepworth) August 18, 2020

WHAT?! That’s reason enough to START a relationship

— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) August 18, 2020

What kind of ingrate wouldn’t want a knitted raven?

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